If you have hot, sweaty, loud sex with someone and no one is around to hear it, did it ever really happen?
L Woods Your Kill Count Doesn't Fucking Matter
“Tossing the salad” is misleading--if you’re sticking your tongue inside, then you’re doing it wrong.
A Straight Guy's Guide to Gay Men*
Consider it your Summer Sex Bucket List:
The Hottest Places to Get it On this Summer
Shit, I’ll do it just to do it, purposefully not buy garlic just to see how long I can steal theirs.
Gotta Read the Labels*
They’ve got a good smell, new car-ish, and they fold well, but there is one fatal flaw in their design.
Young Money vs Old Money*
In the real world the villains are not easy to identify, they hide behind fake smiles and compliments; their true nature often goes unnoticed
Game of Thrones: More Reality than Fantasy
It’s heartbreaking to see someone reaching out so desperately only months before his demise. Obviously he couldn’t find what he was looking for.
Suicide in the modern world
Alex looks at the tragedy of a dead pair of headphones, and what that says about his consumption habits. Also, Goosebumps. He talks about Goosebumps for some reason.
THE MACGUFFIN MEN: The Headphone Incident
Don’t be surprised when ‘WorldofWarCrafty69’ shows up at your work pretending to “accidentally” run into you
Webmastering: Online Dating
I’ve had some doozeys over the years; here are some of my epic pranks
A Sociopath's Guide To Funerals*
Toe-curling orgasms are a lot less sexy when your toes are curling in your socks, so let’s all make a conscious effort to remove our socks before getting it on.
Stop Having Sex with Your Socks On

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