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Okay, so there’s no cool caramel sauce and they don’t call your name all enthusiastically when it’s done. But remember, you’re poor as fuck so deal with it.
School's In, Poorness Awaits*
Sex & relationships
I love my little community of “friends.”
Now you have a chance to return all those favours...
Happy steak & blowjob day!
In short, the education system needs to calm the fuck down.
Ah, The Joys of School
Dear Vic, I've been with my girlfriend for over three years now. I'm always telling her I love herbut she says I don't show it enough. Any thoughts?
Real Advice For Fake People: Insecure Lovers
Or maybe those girls were catty because you’re a patronizing chauvinistic douchebag. Ever thought about that?
You're Not Special, You're Just An Asshole*
Yeah I’m going to bandwagon so what? Fuck you.
Rise to Fail: The Dark Knight
Forgiving shouldn’t mean a one way ticket back into your life where they can now cause more damage.
Forgiving, But Not Forgetting.
Dope is boring. Smoking weed is for 14 yr olds. You're a grown up, do some blow.
Everything is Shit
North Americans hate soccer because the only real violence occurs off of the field.
who the fuck cares about soccer?
The truth is I never even really believed in Santa Claus- when you don’t celebrate the holiday, the idea of an obese man squishing down your chimney to bring you gifts seems absurd.
Christmas From The Other Perspective
Why the fuck do screen writes and authors feel the need to add new modifying terms to an already super awesome character?
Re-inventing the vampire
I know that you feel that this must make you very cool and unique and all-embracing, but just so you know, it actually makes you racist.
Hipsters: Say No to the Navajo*
Becoming a regular at a dingy bar isn’t one of my aspirations, but when I go somewhere for a pint (or twelve), I want to be treated like one.
I'm an Irregular Here
(No, I'm not talking about his penis.)
The Tom Cruise Action Vein