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Okay, so there’s no cool caramel sauce and they don’t call your name all enthusiastically when it’s done. But remember, you’re poor as fuck so deal with it.
School's In, Poorness Awaits*
Sex & relationships
It’s that time of year again – university students have finally finished their final semester of the year and are already referring to these last few blistery weeks of April as “Summer 2012.”
Summer 2012 Get @ Me!
Modern offering: The Weapon of Mass Destruction is Mightier than the Word Processor
modernizing famous quotations & adages
On top of that Tolkien actually CREATED languages. THAT’S RIGHT. Fantasy story-telling doesn’t get more badass than that.
One Fandom To Rule Them All*
...you're going to cover your dick or vagina with a novel-smelling perfume or cologne...
Old Fashioned Dick Conditioning
The conversation had everything, from how an online magazine can counter short attention spans, to why many of us so-called civilized folk pretend to be above discussing sex and all its possibilities in an open forum. Very insightful stuff, we promise.
A World Without Fear: Our Talk with Turn on Toronto
Blah-blah-blah, my hand is on her ass, finger in the pants.
Asses punching dicks in the face, other asses hitting more asses in their ass heads - you never know what'll happen next, but as long as that music keeps playing, no one gives a flying squirrel!
The enchantingly glorious machine that is the Super Nintendo Entertainment System is all you really need in life.
Product Reviews by a Sarcastic Jackass*
There are no hot men in Europe. None – and believe me, I searched. The only Louis I found had the last name Vuitton
Hollywood lies: Hot Accent guy
Nicki Minaj makes horrible music that is extremely popular. I understand why this happens, and I hate it.
"We was just circling life."
And his muscles! Oh his muscles! Diesel is basically like Mac from It’s Always Sunny; he’s probably just obsessed with mass and throws any core strength ideas to the wind.
You Love Vin Diesel and Don't You Dare Deny It
Aside from the obvious choices above that actually require a certain degree of responsibility, here are some simpler ways to help cope with the stress.
Do whatever you want in the bedroom, be kinky as hell, just get freaky, alright?! But if I’m talking to you, I don’t wanna see your boyfriend nibbling your fucking ear or sensually stroking your hair.
Single Gal Grievances*