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Okay, so there’s no cool caramel sauce and they don’t call your name all enthusiastically when it’s done. But remember, you’re poor as fuck so deal with it.
School's In, Poorness Awaits*
Sex & relationships
“Jeremy Lin, I want you Lin-side me,”
The hours pass quickly and as you become more inebriated and incapable of common bodily functions, you realize your activity options feign to a point of non-existence.
on being day drunk
Democracy requires abandoning the symbolic for the real.
Divorcing the Left
You’re filthy rich and poor people might like to watch you spend your cash on eccentric and gaudy things? REALITY TV-SHOW.
Reality TV: What A Fail*
What’s that? You want me to come up with examples of sexually violent thoughts as it relates to Justin Beiber?
I was Just in Beiber
It’ll also keep you awake into the early hours of morning, digging yourself deep into a hole of confusion and frustration.
The Art of Analysis
Alex looks at the tragedy of a dead pair of headphones, and what that says about his consumption habits. Also, Goosebumps. He talks about Goosebumps for some reason.
THE MACGUFFIN MEN: The Headphone Incident
Facts don’t matter as much as they used to, and your perception of them often matters more.
authentic realism is fake
And if you think special effects can make or break a horror film, then you don’t know jack shit.
The Need To Get Scared Shitless
A minimum typing speed of 70 words per minute is also required to ensure the prompt updating of your narcissistic, verbose diary-blog that nobody will ever read.
Ultimate Friends Template: Sassy Chick and Drunken Liability
Here’s my personal favourite: listen to melodramatic sad music on the bus and stare out the window like you’re in a music video
One For The Commuters
Some throw backs stay novelties for a laugh like Informer by Snow.
How I Met Your Friends
Like I said, don’t be fedora guy.
A Dose of Narcissism
Your clitoris is even more fun than a shiny red Ferrari. Also, Ferraris can't squirt.
Your Vagina Wants You!