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Okay, so there’s no cool caramel sauce and they don’t call your name all enthusiastically when it’s done. But remember, you’re poor as fuck so deal with it.
School's In, Poorness Awaits*
Sex & relationships
All things change, and we change with them.
Why Does the CHL Need a Player Association?
I know that a quickie on a private jet with an enigmatic entrepreneur sounds really enticing, but it can also be pretty awesome when a reader can actually identify with a scenario.
Signs of Some Good Smut
That is not part of what we call the real fucking world.
What Are These "Sparks" You Speak Of?*
Consider it your Summer Sex Bucket List:
The Hottest Places to Get it On this Summer
Another yelled “NICE TITS!!!!” It was as if they had to cover up whatever they’d been doing with overt, over-the-top performances of heterosexuality.
secret life of the american frat bro
I believe it’s more innocent than that; I fear no consequence and am certain my morality and butthole can remain wholly intact.
While non-pretentious bitches will opt for a super fun game like Pictionary, the pretentious bitch will insist that they are dead set on playing Trivial Pursuit: Geology of Central Asia edition.
Anatomy of a Pretentious Bitch
Not since Janet Jackson’s mocha chesticle has there been such a cataclysmic response to mammary glands in the media
And who the fuck doesn’t like kittens? If you don’t like watching these precious animals doing random, useless things, then I suggest you take a peek at your lineage, because you’re probably related to Hitler.
Welcome to the Era of the Internet Cat
The onset of wrinkles and the loss of my young figure doesn’t frighten me.
I’m confused as to why we haven’t burned the world’s supply of tube tops yet.
The "Don't you Dare's" of Summer Fashion
That’s right, boys: nowadays, it’s totally okay to bling it out – to wear all those ices
A quick and easy guide to man jewelery
I got answers like old people, earthworms, that Robin Williams movie called “Flubber,” and mannequins.
Furbies and Whales and Clowns, Oh My!*
I begin to fill my cup with as much cheap disgusting keg beer as I can, I gotta fuckin drink 8x what I paid.
Stuck in a room full of hard-ons