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Okay, so there’s no cool caramel sauce and they don’t call your name all enthusiastically when it’s done. But remember, you’re poor as fuck so deal with it.
School's In, Poorness Awaits*
Sex & relationships
As I’m allergic to the gluten that’s in beer, my drinking options are confined to a strict diet of hard alcohol.
College Kids gone wild(ly stupid)
Just understand if you can’t label a vagina, you probably shouldn’t be libelling it with your dark ages crazy ideas of womanbit-ery.
How to Talk To Women: A Republican's Guide to Womanfolk
(It will change soon...)
THE MACGUFFIN MEN: This is Just a Working Title
It was legs day. You shouldn’t have to give up your seat to some old person just because you’re fit and young
Signs you could be an asshole
Tell me, does watching “say yes to the dress” give women clit boners purely from the element of romanticism associated by it?
The Learning Channel
For those that still find yourself in the dark and swagless...
Other important things:A proper sleep schedule, lots of sex and masturbating, and being part of clubs and teams.
Live Your Fucking Life
So hey, maybe that projectile vomiting actually did give me some valuable insight: a) that people can be super compassionate and non-judgmental and b) never forget to drink lots of water.
Bad Night, Good Friends
Automobile manufacturers can build cars that drive nearly soundlessly, so don’t you go telling me that you can’t apply the same technology to an electric penis.
21st Century Sex
Don’t strive for apathy. Because apathy has never gotten jack shit done in history.
Get An Opinion: Trust Me, You're Gonna Need It.*
Shave safe. Get laid.
These were the tales that thrilled my childhood.
Just swallow it, smile and get shit faced like every other good proletariat.
I am officially the laziest person in the world. I always thought, “ya I’m lazy, but beggars are definitely lazier than me” Not true.
I won't stand for the hardworking homeless