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Okay, so there’s no cool caramel sauce and they don’t call your name all enthusiastically when it’s done. But remember, you’re poor as fuck so deal with it.
School's In, Poorness Awaits*
Sex & relationships
Your boyfriend isn’t tragically leaving to fight the war, he’s right in the seat next to you so I would suggest calming the fuck down.
PDA, Just Stop.
Even if I used star wipes every thirty seconds and soundtracked the video with Milli Vanilli, the couple would still be extremely happy with the finished product
Your Memory is being controlled by your home-video editing
People are getting soft, and trolling the internet now is just as interesting as spending a Saturday night at “Fabricland”.
The Good Ol' Days (of Weird Internet Shit)
Bacon, that’s right you fucking granola assed scenesters with your Tom’s and sustainable urban gardens, my teeth are happier because I eat meat.
Pick on Someone Your Own Size
The old tales we grew up on do not consist of Kings’ treasure hiding in PayPal accounts
Guest Post - Virtual Dating
So yeah, when I got to Paris I would first of all get shit can hammered, actually yes maybe I would arrive there via some time travelling concoction of glowing absinthe.
Hemingway Was Soft
If you had played your cards right you could have strung that poor girl along for a few more rounds before dropping her and forgetting her existence. C`mon!
Dear Guys, We'd Like Some Answers.
So in simple terms, I stop giving a fuck and I go with the flow.
2013: The Year of Having No Fucks To Give
France, where a rumored 41% of the population has engaged in an orgy.
Geography of Sex
I can’t understand what drives someone to actually attempt something that has 90 per cent chance of failure (I just made up that statistic).
With this new line of fashion bigotry, you can apply either the hood, shield, or even the lowered cap to assist you in bringing your peripheral vision to an almost negative space.
Check Out Modesty Patrols, You Guys!*
Try convincing Emily Haines that her 'message' would help more people if she refrained from payment. She'd fucking stab you, then do a line off your ass.
Indie Music is a lying sack of shit
Perhaps you should watch the show with us every week, you know, to get some pointers and stuff.
Shit Girls Do, Explained: Attaching Ourselves to TV Shows
And such bravado and falsehoods couldn’t be unnoticed when every wall of the restaurant was littered with awards, framed newspaper headlines and other various levels of merit that denoted the quality and brilliance of the establishment.
Licks Sucks Dicks