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Okay, so there’s no cool caramel sauce and they don’t call your name all enthusiastically when it’s done. But remember, you’re poor as fuck so deal with it.
School's In, Poorness Awaits*
Sex & relationships
Everybody's in sweatpants or pyjamas
More Adventures In Amtrak
Think of all the people he’s touched through his music and positive messages – and now imagine all of that being dick-slapped by Justin Bieber’s penis.
Bieber in the Buff
Women love to think that the only requirement men have for a viable sexual candidate is having tits and an ass.
Ask Moe: How Can I Make a Woman Feel Beautiful?
Every girl has learned to deepthroat, and with that, the age of 'vanilla' sex comes to a close. What happens when I stop enjoying getting my dick swallowed?
Everyone can fucking deepthroat now
The simple act of congratulation or greeting has been co-opted by the dreaded fist bump
Non Verbal Communication, The Bane of my Existence*
Any kind of smelly foreign food would be sure to make you the subject of teasing.
The Plight of the Immigrant Kid
The subway offers a wonderful place to fornicate.
Several Uses for the Subway
Having the “official” title cannot compensate for any pre-existing insecurities or trust issues
Are Relationships Overrated?
Now, I understand what I’m getting into here; defending Adam Sandler is an uphill battle. I get this. I saw Jack and Jill. (Okay, no I didn’t. That movie looked like total shit.)
THE MACGUFFIN MEN: In Defense of Adam Sandler
As more boomers move into this 70+ “asshole demographic,” more tax cutting, service cutting politicians will get elected into office— surely making life shittier for the rest of us.
Baby Boomers: The Fucking Worst
When your head’s in the toilet, you probably won’t think they’re so great anymore.
7 Unconventional Ways To Get Over A Breakup
They’ve got a good smell, new car-ish, and they fold well, but there is one fatal flaw in their design.
Young Money vs Old Money*
Mother Hen Syndrome: This occurs when one female of any given group tends to shoo away any potential “mates”.
saturday night in the city
Suddenly your fists are clenched and you realize that you’re giving cut-eye to the ceiling.
The Green Monster*