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...a time period inevitably characterized by sloppy drunken sex, nights spent kneeling next to the toilet (or kiddie pool), and the constant pressure to show your tits to massive crowds of people.
OMG! It's Spring Break!
The two men were down to their boxers now. As Alex continued through the photos, I was expecting two naked men and a facefull of dick. I was wrong.
Giant Tigers and Silver Dragons
So what I’m trying to say is that women are fucking hairy. We are mammals and we grow hair. It exists, it’s normal, and no, it’s not dirty.
I'm a Woman and I'm Hairy, Dammit!
“The Gunslinger: Slide off your underwear, twirl it around your pointer finger, and shoot it like a rubber band right at him.”
An Issue Of Cosmo
Has it been the case that until now straight male viewers have been so afraid of accidentally getting off to the guy in the porno that they demand male stars to look no better than Super Mario’s greasy, 300-plus-pound doppelganger?
You’re Gayer Than You Think: The Science of ‘Gay for Pay’
Dress up, get drunk, and get laid – that’s what Halloween is all about! I hope you all have Sunday booked off for your Hallo-hangover!
L Woods Guide to a Great Halloween...and Sex!
The next time you feel inclined to enclose a love note in a paper plane and throw it across Starbucks to the cute bookworm in the corner, just...don’t.
Your Life Isn't a Romantic Comedy
this list takes objectifying women to the next level of superficiality
Simply the Best: Female Celebrity Body Parts
WARNING: There are spoilers. First Spoiler: This movie is SHIT.
Skyfall: The Bond We Never Wanted
I often find myself dreaming of building a following, making their lives better, falling into my own non-reality, losing my mind, and convincing 300 people to wear Kleenex boxes on their feet till it ends in my own personal army handing out some bizarrely almond tasting Kool-aid.
How to Start a Cult
If you agree with her consistently, she’ll probably let you cum because you’ve been a “good boy.” You may not be allowed to agree with her depending on what senses she decides to extinguish, so keep this in mind. You will have to surrender your complete control.
How I survived an evening with a Dominatrix
My one rule was no limits; time to boldly go where I had never gone before. I started by savaging my morbid curiosity with the amputee links and they were surprisingly titillating.
Your enemy inspires unfathomable creativity and imagination. I’d say the most beautiful gift of having an enemy is its ability to manifest in you an ornate imagination- a fantasy world of delightful revenge. As any Scorpio will tell you, they don’t daydream, they day-revenge-dream.
The Importance of Having an Enemy
The Wire: Greatest Fucking Show Ever?