Moe Hunter Ask Moe: Does He Like it When I Stalk Him?

Guys like when ladies stalk them, right? RIGHT??

Question submitted by dailybez

Fact: Men like attention.

Caveat: It depends what the stalker looks like, and how much stalking he/she is doing.

As a general rule, the hotter you are, the more attention a man is willing to receive. And vice-versa. That is, I would like to be stalked by that chick from Harry Potter, but I would not want to be stalked by Joan Rivers.

The often overlooked confounding element in this rule is the craziness factor. I would like to be stalked by Ms. Harry Potter, provided that she won’t spray-paint swastikas on my walls and want a sperm sample to cryogenically freeze.

My advice? Do some introspection.

If you find that you are hot, and not crazy, stalk away. If, however, you find that you are ugly and crazy, stalk away as well. Your life peaked when you were an infant. If you fall somewhere in the gray area, buy some duct tape and watch Dexter. Just in case.

Yours,

Moe

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