Moe Hunter Ask Moe: I Want More Orgasms

How can I make my man give me way more orgasms?

Question submitted by lilykily

Dear lilykily,

This is how I read your question:

“I think my boyfriend is a dumpy little turd, but I still want him to bang me like a pornstar.”

Here’s the thing.

People’s feelings come out, whether you like it or not, in body language.

Let’s say I think that you are a morbidly obese Asian with Down’s Syndrome.

When you pick up a hammer to make “Bam-Bam” with the coffee table, I might gently coo you into stopping, or scream at you, or restrain you, or give you a dirty look or play Lady GaGa music until you’re convulsing on the floor and frothing at the mouth because what sort of sucktard shits into a microphone, adds a baseline, and sells it to tweens as “hip” culture.

But I digress.

What I’m saying is that the way you feel towards someone affects the way you act towards them, and the way they make you feel.

Now, in your question you say you want to “make” your “man” give you more orgasms.

Sounds like you see your “man”  as a dumpy little turd that can’t perform in the bedroom.

Now bear with me here, cause I’m about to do what’s called a “paradigm shift.”

Instead of seeing your man as a dumpy little turd, perhaps see yourself as a dumpy little turd, and then any orgasm he gives you will be earth-shattering, because, at the end of the day, you’re a dumpy little turd.

Your mentor,

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