Michael Turnbull Everyone can fucking deepthroat now

You know what’s special? A secret: knowing something that someone else doesn’t. Even better than that? Knowing how to make me cum my brains out. I'm told that a long time ago people used to not suck dicks; no anal; no mind blowing orgasms.

These barbaric days have long since been removed by the internet, and with instant access to adult entertainment. With the recent invention of girls watching pornos, we're seeing a huge rise - no pun - in girls doing things that they once would never have dreamed about. Oh my, how my 16-year-old self was amazed with being kissed. A mild whisper about more to come would send my overactive member to full attention. I didn't even know what a throat felt like then. I do now.

Here's the point: humans are great at enjoying things that are mundane. They loved vanilla sex since the dawn of time, and there are still plenty of unintelligent dick-bags who would have it no other way. Assholes like myself, however see it differently, and I remember when my whole cock was swallowed by a girl for the first time. The joy! I was in a place I had never been before (the human digestive tract) and I was well pleased to be lunch. This was also when I was beginning to explore other things, like threesomes, fucking in filthy washrooms, and S&M that would make Rhianna cry.

But the thing was, it was new. From my teens to my early twenties I was getting banged by nice girls. Then I met sluts: girls who, as Jim Jeffries says, "can't go another moment without having a cock bruise their throat." And that's when I stopped cumming during regular sex. Here's the problem: every girl has learned to deepthroat, and with that, the age of 'vanilla' sex (sex that predates deep throating) comes to a close. What happens when I stop enjoying getting my dick swallowed?

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