Michael Turnbull Life Needs more happy endings

My friend's birthday is coming up, and he was telling about how a buddy of ours offered to go with him for a massage.

Immediately, I asked "with a happy ending?" I'm so witty sometimes.

Truthfully, I'd love a regular massage. My shoulders are sore as fuck and I have some hardcore neck tightness. But the idea of getting "a massage" is so strongly linked with the concept of a "happy ending" that I'd feel weird telling people about it.

"I went for a massaged the other day, and it was amazing. I feel fantastic."
"Oh, I bet you do ;)"

Goddammit! It certainly doesn't help that the entire world seems to agree with me. To test my theory, I googled "Massage Toronto" and my first result was "Exotic Erotic Massage Toronto." The site had a roster of ladies which you could view, so that when you went for your massage, you could request which attendant you wanted. Hot.

I read some reviews of other parlors online, and there were several by women who got a happy ending with the help of a buff male masseuse too. So my question is, if it's so fucking easy for massages to offer "happy endings," why stop there? I mean, a massage is a pleasant experience on its own: why not alleviate boring tasks with some happy finish treatment?

At this dental office, we pull more than teeth.

Mr. Lube: when you need to change your "oil."

Subway: Eat healthy, burn calories.

It's not prostitution...it's a happy ending. And who doesn't love happy

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That would depend on the conutry and location of the spa.Some places have no licensing requirements and some places are very strict.Some countries use massage spas as a front for prostitution and some countries do not.I suppose you would have to survey the places that use a license and see how many are revoked for misconduct to get a percentage.

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