I know I made fun of summer bucket lists in one of my previous articles, but I’ve had a change of heart. I feel as though having a small list of things you want to accomplish while the weather is nice, before parkas render us immobile again, is pretty essential. Once the hockey season ends, we might actually have some time to get stuff done, so take advantage of it while you can! I’m sure you have some ideas of your own, but these ideas should be on everyone’s list:
Get a tan: A natural tan is so sexy. Natural being the key word here. There’s no such thing as an ugly tan person, so take advantage of the sunny days. If you think that tanning isn’t really your thing, think again. The tanner you are, the hotter you’ll be, and the more sex you’ll likely be having. Motivation.
Have More Sex: Duh. Sex during the winter is great because you get to be all cozy indoors while it’s blistery as fuck outside. Sex during the summer is fucking awesome because you can do it outdoors without freezing your ass off. Sex in a tent, sex in the pool, sex in the back of your pickup truck…the possibilities are endless.
Get Smashed on a Patio: Sure, you can get drunk at a restaurant any day of the year, but there’s something about the fresh air that makes getting belligerently drunk at Boston Pizza just that much more appealing, no? Also, beer and bellinis are most enjoyable when it’s warm out, so day drinking is totally acceptable.
Watch Baseball: Sure, hockey season is over, but you have 162 Blue Jays games to watch. Those of you who say that “baseball is a boring sport to watch” are assholes. Baseball is fucking awesome.
If you have the day off, it wouldn’t be that difficult to fit these all into one day, it would also make for the best day off ever.