Arthur Rourke swearing is fuckin' fun

Swearing is fun. Fuck, shit, ass. Any word you choose to use punches up a sentence, phrase or moment making it a little more adult and all the more enjoyable. How often do you find yourself in a pinch spitting out a filthy word to make a joke funnier? On more than one occasion there has been uttered a vile combination of these wonderful words, forcing their listeners to cower in fear, or hold tight the ears of little children.

Why is it that these words work so well in seemingly any sentence or place? How is it they can be nouns, verbs, adjectives, or superfluous at the same time? We give them power that’s how. Just like any word, swear words are damn enjoyable to say because they are a fucking awesome way to get something across. If someone said to you, “pass the salt.” You may just find yourself doing so. If someone happens to shout “pass the fucking salt!” you’d be hard pressed not to hear, let alone throw the salt towards that jackass with good cause. Of course if you are easily offended yet iron willed, that request may be met with a countering expletive such as “Go eat shit,” or something to that effect. If your retort was a simmered down “go eat,” there just wouldn’t be the same amount of anger.

We use these words for various reasons. Some people can’t find a suitable synonym for what they actually are trying to say, slipping a ‘fuck’ or ‘shit’ in place. This still manages to communicate their purpose, though maybe it just doesn’t have the same grace to it. It really is wonderful then , when someone who is considered the epitome of class, or pretentiousness, slips up and curses someone the fuck out. Imagine, if you will, the Queen of England referring to her son as a ‘cowardly mother fucker’. If that doesn’t get your giggles going, then you’re shit out of luck, because there really isn’t much above seeing a slip of the old tongue from a modern monarch.

There are people out there who may not want swearing to be a common occurrence. They can go fuck themselves in the ass, because swearing is a constant in this modern world. The more we limit our vocabularies, the more likely we are to replace real expressive words with simple curses that are fucking awesome to say. So what have we learned about swearing? Not a whole lot that we didn’t fucking know before!

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Fucking porn loving name dnpopirg foodies You should all be forced to wear ankle bracelets so that I can track you and know where not to go. Over here we name our bars and restaurants manly things like THE NITE HAWK or GEORGE'S. I am going to say this once. FOOD IS NOT PUNK ROCK. Not unless you can smoke while you eat it.

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