Kyle Towers Torontonian Girls

I am very anxious when driving in downtown Toronto. There's the traffic, the one-way streets, and the incredibly attractive women that distract me from the road. There are beautiful girls everywhere. I’ve never been diagnosed with ADHD, but in these instances I can certainly sympathize: I’m like a dog riding through a squirrel farm.

They’re all unique and interesting and I kind of want to get to know them. Maybe it’s because they are trying to differentiate themselves from the heavily populated area in which they are situated, but their eclectic beauty is dangerous for men with a taste for the opposite sex. They’re like birds of paradise that have further evolved into flashy things to capture the attention of potential mates. 

I could only imagine how difficult it would be to get work done if your office window was street level. I mean, we’ve all seen firsthand what happens to construction workers. They are so overwhelmed that all they can do is bark and whistle. I once saw a man stuck in a continuous loop of looking back and forth as a never-ending line of lady folk passed him by. Oh wait, that guy was me. 

At any rate, whatever it is they are doing is working. A couple hours downtown is synonymous with a stiff neck and over stimulated eyes. Keep up the good work, ladies!

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