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Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Sex & relationships
Some of these lies actually aren’t so bad, and can be quite useful in the pursuit of a successful and happy life.
Lies You May Be Living: Anything You Put Your Mind To
These are just a few, if I missed your favorite, I can always be persuaded into doing a Part II. XOXOXO
What Your Beer Says About You
First and foremost, you need to work on your crying.
A sociopath's guide to funerals
I have never thought to myself, boy I wonder what peoples dreams are like, I sure want to hear about them from someone who has zero command of the English language
fuck your dreams and conspiracy theories
Cheating and lying are inevitable facts of life
That’s right, boys: nowadays, it’s totally okay to bling it out – to wear all those ices
A quick and easy guide to man jewelery
Pretty much anything goes when you’re on your period, it’s hygiene anarchy.
Nasty Things Girls Do
That’s right, the teacher who creeped you out the most will be your personal tutor in heaven.
The Real Five People you Meet in Heaven
What follows are but a few examples of the many ways that these sadly misguided women are destroying our culture.
Mall Chicks: The Perpetual Cycle
Life has few absolute certainties: death, taxes, Mel Gibson laughing through the full duration of Schindler's List...
I'm afraid of death and you should be too
I want you to buy her drinks, 30 drinks, down them and then watch her walk back to me while you still think you had a shot.
Why you should be fat
Most wouldn’t dare to usurp the “territory” of their fellow male, so they walk away.
No Thanks, Plain and Simple*
They said all I needed to do was attend a four year program and all of my dreams would come true.
Don't Go to University
Tonight is the night into which they have to inject all of their remaining youthful enthusiasm.
Old Men are all right