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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
A child can’t appreciate and learn leadership and teamwork when there’s nothing to attain.
The kids aren't alright
well then they’re an asshole and they don’t deserve your wonderful asshole.
The Deal with Butt Sex
"OMG I had to wear a sweater to work this morning #BRR.” There, I said it. Now you don’t have to tweet it
Things to Tweet About Other than the Weather
So yeah, when I got to Paris I would first of all get shit can hammered, actually yes maybe I would arrive there via some time travelling concoction of glowing absinthe.
Hemingway Was Soft
Marc Maron is like a kid trying to start a Twitter trending topic so that people know he exists.
The Hipster Barbara Walters
Stop worrying about whether or not she has an STD
Ask Moe: What's the optimal 2 door car sex position?
The old tales we grew up on do not consist of Kings’ treasure hiding in PayPal accounts
Guest Post - Virtual Dating
You see folks, bagels are a lot like vaginas, they both have holes and are super dry if they don't have cream cheese slathered all over them.
Like the adolescent who, despite his insatiable boners gives all his class presentations in sweatpants, the sexual call of the saxophone does not apologize.
The Saxophone: Nature's Sexiest Instrument
That is not part of what we call the real fucking world.
What Are These "Sparks" You Speak Of?*