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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
Try convincing Emily Haines that her 'message' would help more people if she refrained from payment. She'd fucking stab you, then do a line off your ass.
Indie Music is a lying sack of shit
She ceremoniously stripped her outfit off; first the over coat, then the petticoat...
Jane Austen Tells "The Aristocrats"
Dear Vic, I've been with my girlfriend for over three years now. I'm always telling her I love herbut she says I don't show it enough. Any thoughts?
Real Advice For Fake People: Insecure Lovers
the penis has a mind of its own causing it to often become excited in inopportune and inappropriate situations
The Awkwardness of Boners
I guess by Cosmo’s standards (LOL) I’m going to be single forever.
L Woods Wants to Know: Girl’s Apartments.
Bonus points if no one joins them and they’re still at it.
Ergo, when the seasons become more enjoyable, people become less likely to stare awkwardly at women's privates.
Maybe I wanna talk about the fucking weather!*
But seriously enough with the “at least you’re not starving” shit.
A Toast To the Complainers*
Aside from the obvious choices above that actually require a certain degree of responsibility, here are some simpler ways to help cope with the stress.
Tell me what really makes your jeans tight.
L Woods Wants to Know: What’s Your Type?