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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
We might not have ever portrayed a Bolivia-based soldier of fortune, but we too have purchased a less than stellar cantaloupe.
THE MACGUFFIN MEN: The Action Hero Goes BOOM
They said all I needed to do was attend a four year program and all of my dreams would come true.
Don't Go to University
“Pretentious” is a word constantly bounced throughout the halls of galleries, exhibitions and art shows, and not only does everyone seem like an expert, the level of pretentiousness appears to exist as infinite as a room full of mirrors.
Tonight is the night into which they have to inject all of their remaining youthful enthusiasm.
Old Men are all right
Always aim for the moon…because even if you miss, you will be among the stars.
Being a derivative asshole has never been easier
Now, all I know about Denmark is that it’s near Amsterdam, and Amsterdam looked pretty nuts in Eurotrip, so odds are, she’s cheating on you.
Ask Moe: Long Distance Sex Tips
Life is not meant to be planned with some kind of mental Excel spreadsheet.
When You're Busy Making Plans...
My advice to you guys who feel the need to pick up a girl on the subway: don’t. Go home and write her a ‘Missed Connection.’
Get Some New Game - On the Subway
For all I know they don’t have proper currency and exist in some sort of utilitarian process – I can’t very well rob them of that which they are robbing me.
Where the fuck are my socks?
Sometimes I agree with the Oscars. I still think No Country for Old Men was the best movie released in 2007
THE MACGUFFIN MEN: Bottled Promise