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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
It’ll also keep you awake into the early hours of morning, digging yourself deep into a hole of confusion and frustration.
The Art of Analysis
Like I said, don’t be fedora guy.
A Dose of Narcissism
What your mom didn't tell you is that while it's true that most people who pick up hitch hikers are perverts, the vast majority of perverts can be a hell of a lot of fun!
Mistakes You Should Be Making: Hitch Hiking
Democracy requires abandoning the symbolic for the real.
Divorcing the Left
Autocomplete in my browser finishes the URL for me so that when I type the letter ‘Y’ the first suggestion is youporn.com.
Ask Moe: Why Don't I Get Hit On?
Dope is boring. Smoking weed is for 14 yr olds. You're a grown up, do some blow.
Everything is Shit
If you walk out of the house looking like you're on your way to a costume party, you're doing it wrong.
Summer Fashion Do's
Rather than singing annoyingly addictive pop tunes, I always go for the really melodramatic ballads.
What Showers are Really For
There aren’t a lot of good romance movies out there. There are a lot of romance movies, yes, but few of them are actually good
THE MACGUFFIN MEN: It was Nice to Have Met You
Had the blast beats and demonic vocals somehow make me more efficient?
A spoonful of death metal makes the medicine go down