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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
I’d never been called “nigga” by anyone before. I have to admit it felt kind of good.
Accosting people on the streets: there has to be a better way
Apart from evil viruses that blow up your circuit board, there’s nothing more hellish in the cybersphere than Captcha.
Perhaps you should watch the show with us every week, you know, to get some pointers and stuff.
Shit Girls Do, Explained: Attaching Ourselves to TV Shows
Everyone’s been hounding me for my fresh and unique take on the Jersey Shore.
My fresh take on the Jersey Shore
Women aren’t attracted to men: how could they be? Men: have you seen yourself in the mirror?
Politics & Religion & Other Taboo Stuff
North Americans hate soccer because the only real violence occurs off of the field.
who the fuck cares about soccer?
My PJs are stretchy and comfortable and your high-heels are bad for your posture and impractical. Yet I’m considered the loony eccentric?
The Attempted Reform of Men
Congratulations, Jason Russell. People are now paying more attention to your penis-related activities than your cause.
The Kony 2012 Penis Party
But we have invented a new grammar/punctuation and it is called "Fuck that Shit".
Now you have a chance to return all those favours...
Happy steak & blowjob day!