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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
There are no hot men in Europe. None – and believe me, I searched. The only Louis I found had the last name Vuitton
Hollywood lies: Hot Accent guy
In order to avoid appalling porno load times, we'll often queue up several videos at once. The second we cum, we'll close all of them; they have suddenly become repulsive and alien.
The moment of clarity
Another yelled “NICE TITS!!!!” It was as if they had to cover up whatever they’d been doing with overt, over-the-top performances of heterosexuality.
secret life of the american frat bro
He raises his stark middle finger in protest to the fat cats, the cronies, the MAN.
Bill Waterson is the Tops
You think 7 Billion is a lot of people? Without condoms, people would have their spawn running about all over.
The Condom: +85 Defence, -99.9% Respawn Rate
How is it they can be nouns, verbs, adjectives, or superfluous at the same time? We give them power that’s how.
swearing is fuckin' fun
Gamers are sexy in their own way. They possess nimble fingers...
n64 is still sexy
By the time the greeks rolled around, humans had figured out that they could make up stories about all kinds of talking animals.
Fables for a Degenerate Culture: the blacksmith
Maybe you’d be better off swimming in your bathtub. Maybe you’re feeling a little more daring and would care to take a dip in Lake Ontario.
pining for the pool: the risks of swimming
Other important things:A proper sleep schedule, lots of sex and masturbating, and being part of clubs and teams.
Live Your Fucking Life