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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
According to wikipedia, “the man” is actually made of oxygen, carbon and hydrogen.
Lies You May Be Living: Wardrobes and Women
“Just to cuddle for a while.” This, for those of you that are unaware, is code for “my loins are longing to connect with yours.
Television affords us a grand opportunity to completely escape our sub-standard lives. Radio merely distracts us from the white noise in the background of our workdays.
Goodbye Radio As We Know It
The subway offers a wonderful place to fornicate.
Several Uses for the Subway
As I’m allergic to the gluten that’s in beer, my drinking options are confined to a strict diet of hard alcohol.
College Kids gone wild(ly stupid)
There have been others who have been more popular at times, but the only person who comes close to the same kind of dominance is Kanye West
The First Baby of Hip-Hop
How about actually being single?
How to survive a reality dating show
“Evidently, the difficulty inherent to severing a rope is not a factor for you.”
What the fuck, Fear Factor!?
I just earned a large sum of money. I will continue to prove my haters wrong by making another large sum of money in the near future. Don’t believe me? Look at my nifty Moleskine day planner!
Learn to Talk Gangster: Black and Yellow
You know that something’s not working when both of your lips are somehow inside the other person’s mouth.
The Bad Kisser Survival Guide