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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
Those female chefs handled duck testicles better than any man I’ve ever met.
Your Gender is Showing
Before you rush to Monopoly's defense, answer me one question: when was the last time you actually finished a game?
You don’t need to tell me that Nash got an assist; I want you to tell me how that assist reflects society.
Steve Nash: Totally Baller
I sit atop a pile of Douglas Coupland books, listening to Animal Collective on my Zune
Everybody's in sweatpants or pyjamas
More Adventures In Amtrak
She spent years looking for the right spell in all of the great spell books and many well regarded online message boards.
Fables for a Degenerate Culture: The Witch's Standards
We were never looking for anything other than laughs or pop songs, but sometimes we ended up finding something interesting.
All Pink Everything
Once there was this lion with a really badass mane. The lion was so proud of his mane that he spent all day preening it.
Fables for a Degenerate Culture: The Lion's Mane
The vast majority of men only make an effort with their personal style to attract a member of whichever one of the veritable pantheon of sexual identities they’re currently into.
MALL CHICKS: Mall Dudes
People with good memories that choose to remember shit like which movie features both Paul Newman and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio might not add anything important to your life, but we’re good for bar conversations.
You win this round phone