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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
I didn’t think wearing jorts to work should be considered a fireable offense.
Mixed Feelings: Pt. 2
You know what else will make my life less fulfilled? Not having enough food to physically survive.
Can I follow my dreams and not starve?
Today, I’d like to discuss another kind of bitch. They’re not quite as dumb, but they’re equally infuriating.
Anatomy of a Pretentious Bitch
cocks are hilarious. This is especially true when they’ve been bruised, smashed, or otherwise mutilated.
Real Advice for fake people: What's in a name?
the next time you’re about to tell your girlfriend’s Jewish grandmother that you’d love to have a taste of her sweet knish...don’t.
Eat, Repent and be Merry
Because really, fuck you if you can't dig Machine Head. At least if you name Zep, we can talk up some Physical Graffiti deep cuts or something.
France, where a rumored 41% of the population has engaged in an orgy.
Geography of Sex
“If you actually found a monster under your bed, what the fuck would you actually do about it?” Good question.
Why the fuck do screen writes and authors feel the need to add new modifying terms to an already super awesome character?
Re-inventing the vampire
"Motherfuckers like you pay for this shit."
How to escape the city when hiding a body