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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
I begin to fill my cup with as much cheap disgusting keg beer as I can, I gotta fuckin drink 8x what I paid.
Stuck in a room full of hard-ons
tiny bands think that they could be the 'Anvil' of Deep House-Trip-Hop-Metal, and that when they are fucking decrepit they will get the dirty sluts of the 31st century.
Classics are here to stay, despite how hard I try
Facebook is like the matrix, and the physical world is kinda like that weird, gross, mountain-y world that Reeves and Lawrence Fishburne visit.
Don't Forget to Tag Me
It was just pure unadulterated attraction which brought together a solid platonic relationship under the pretense that I not realize I had a dick.
I'm Like totally crushing
For most men, it's 5 minutes (don't lie) and for most women it's 9 months. Shitty break, eh ladies?
The Science of Cheating
According to the karaoke room I was at last night, VH1 says Lose Yourself is the fourth greatest song of the 2000s.
What the fuck, karaoke!?
When you walk around wearing a cute lacy G-string under your clothes all day, you’ll get a thrill out of the dirty little secret you’re sharing with yourself.
Get Happy, People!
Whenever Drake tries to sound tough, people just remember he’s a Jewish kid from Forest Hill whose first name is Aubrey.
Drake's "Take Care"
Even if I used star wipes every thirty seconds and soundtracked the video with Milli Vanilli, the couple would still be extremely happy with the finished product
Your Memory is being controlled by your home-video editing
A minimum typing speed of 70 words per minute is also required to ensure the prompt updating of your narcissistic, verbose diary-blog that nobody will ever read.
Ultimate Friends Template: Sassy Chick and Drunken Liability