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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
“Ay, caramba!” we exclaimed, without any racist intent.
The cottage trip: Hard Nipples edition
"Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks, but dicks also fuck assholes."
Working for a Tyrant
And his muscles! Oh his muscles! Diesel is basically like Mac from It’s Always Sunny; he’s probably just obsessed with mass and throws any core strength ideas to the wind.
You Love Vin Diesel and Don't You Dare Deny It
Paraphilic infantilism is a biomedical term used to describe a condition wherein one gets sexually aroused by wearing diapers
Ask Moe: WTF Orgasms?
This was the message Butterfree sent to us as awkward, pubescent adolescents: evolution is natural.
Why Butterfree is My Favourite Pokemon
Maintaining order in a room full of semi-retarded 14 year olds would be difficult in any era, but this was a period when low-grade mexican marijuana was flooding the nation’s Jr. High schools.
The Origin of "You've Got Potential"
Asses punching dicks in the face, other asses hitting more asses in their ass heads - you never know what'll happen next, but as long as that music keeps playing, no one gives a flying squirrel!
it’s debatable if I would have ever shown interest in the band that primarily scored the film, and it’s doubtful that I ever would have watched the television show that grew out of the film.
THE MACGUFFIN MEN: "Texas Forever"
I don’t mysteriously stroll into a bar with red lipstick and a black trench coat and give some fake sexy name.
The Anonymous Dream
Aw, how cute! Let me just file for a really adorable restraining order now.
So If He Treats Me Like Shit, He Likes Me?