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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
Your snubs of attractive women are curiously juxtaposed with your seemingly random attacks-disguised-as-humor on mildly overweight 30-somethings with low paying jobs and bad skin.
Ultimate Friends Template: Smug, Snarky, Asshole
While non-pretentious bitches will opt for a super fun game like Pictionary, the pretentious bitch will insist that they are dead set on playing Trivial Pursuit: Geology of Central Asia edition.
Anatomy of a Pretentious Bitch
You don’t know drama until you’ve fist-clenched and lip-bitten your way through a Teen Mom custody battle.
Bitches Love Bad TV
Translation: Before I achieved my current level of fame, I was unable to find women to have sex with me. I was so unsuccessful at accessing a woman’s pussy that if I wanted to get pussy, I would have had to consume an actual cat.
Learn to Talk Gangster: Eminem
Stand tall, wipe that vomit from your lips, and walk out of your niece's baptism with a little fucking dignity, okay?
No, Fuck You: A Bon Vivant's Guide.
...room keys on a lanyard round the neck, using a tray in the dining hall...
Spot the Freshman!
Those girls who stand for forty-seven years in front of the salad bar trying to determine whether carrots or peppers have fewer calories? Dumb bitches.
Anatomy of a Dumb Bitch
In both cases, you wait by the phone like a 16 year old girl.
Dating And Job Hunting: Exactly the Same
In the riveting 3rd season, the cast members realize that they're about as Italian as Pizza Hut.
Jersey Vs. Geordie
Oh this broad’s heels are 4 inches, with three straps...dope. That means all I need to do is tell her that my apartment’s empty!
The Truth Is In Your Footwear