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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
Automobile manufacturers can build cars that drive nearly soundlessly, so don’t you go telling me that you can’t apply the same technology to an electric penis.
21st Century Sex
Men: I thought you were big and tough? Why the bitchy whimpering when you need to get a needle?
You Can't Handle the Pain
You're a fucking adult, not a child trying to earn a gold star in phys-ed.
Going For a Jog? Tell Me All About It!
Sushi exemplifies hipsterism almost as succinctly as the iconic beard itself: it is the epitome of form over function.
Coffee and Sushi: Bullshit?
If there's one thing men love more than sex, it's graphs.
OK Cupid Quantifies Your Sex Life
What the fuck criminal underworld!? Be a little more thorough!
Undercover Movie Cops Are Stupid
I googled "Massage Toronto" and my first result was "Exotic Erotic Massage Toronto."
Life Needs more happy endings
See, a girl knows that rooms are lived in. Sometimes, she'll swing by and you've just finished your 48 hour gaming bender with your buddies. Dorito crumbs and controllers are everywhere.
Why Bachelors should keep their washrooms clean