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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
I’m about to start my first full time gig teaching phys-ed at a private all boys high school. Do you think I should consider changing my name? - Ed Cockburn.
Real Advice for Fake People: What's In a Name?
Sure, these things might happen, but they might also be the bus patron’s fault: Rizzo was well on his way to death anyway, and Amy Smart should have been wearing some fucking shoes on the fucking bus.
Women love to think that the only requirement men have for a viable sexual candidate is having tits and an ass.
Ask Moe: How Can I Make a Woman Feel Beautiful?
Mother Hen Syndrome: This occurs when one female of any given group tends to shoo away any potential “mates”.
saturday night in the city
"In Lebanon, yeah the women are bomb." Wait, WHAT?
Learn to talk: like an international lover
Forgiving shouldn’t mean a one way ticket back into your life where they can now cause more damage.
Forgiving, But Not Forgetting.
It doesn’t matter how many times I have seen the movie I’m watching, or if I am watching the movie for the first time. Invariably, I’ll end up asking myself the same question, regardless of the situation: is this the last time I’ll ever watch this movie?
THE MACGUFFIN MEN: Movie Morality
But the money goes to a great place; cooking local foods, experiencing local traditions and people are always more rewarding than finding out you can pee at a swim up bar.
Travel Season Dilemmas
Of course that sound could only organically be achieved by over-lubing a dead person's vagina, but nevertheless, I need to be industrious when adventures outside of my apartment are out of the question.
The Sounds of Sex
...you're going to cover your dick or vagina with a novel-smelling perfume or cologne...
Old Fashioned Dick Conditioning