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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
Let’s take used shoes, for example. Did you know that on average, human feet produce ONE CUP OF SWEAT PER DAY?
Save me from the Salvation Army
The trick here is to justify your own laziness by creating an incredibly attainable goal, and following it through.
Ask Moe: Exercise
Lingerie is not supposed to be practical. Practicality is the orgasm’s worst nightmare.
if your bra comes in a box, you're doing it wrong
Tigers don't get married; they eat people, win championships and make babies with tiger ladies.
Adultery is Bullshit
All the while I’m watching, wondering if my chest will implode if I remain in the middle.
Why do girls stare at each other?
Alex looks at the tragedy of a dead pair of headphones, and what that says about his consumption habits. Also, Goosebumps. He talks about Goosebumps for some reason.
THE MACGUFFIN MEN: The Headphone Incident
MSN was like some kind of hip, happening social scene.
Ode to MSN
Put a little bit of effort into your appearance and you could be rewarded (with sex).
Your Guide to Getting Laid More this Summer: Fashion
You spent the extra money to make sure your Japanese sex doll had a realistic pubic hair weave. You have at least one fleshlight that’s stained with pickle rind. This is who you are to me.
An Open Letter to the Man Who Filmed My Cleavage
Fifty percent of men get prostate cancer. Our orgasms last eight seconds, while women’s last thirty. Half of all men have erectile dysfunction at some point in their lives.
Ask Moe: Appropriate Pregnancy Jokes