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What she wants is to make sure she is not portrayed as a victim. So her candid admissions about sex work are always shrouded in a veil of self-confidence, assuring me she has sex for money because she wants to, not because she has to.
My Afternoon With a Prostitute
Sex & relationships
You cannot deny your man the ultimate pleasure of having your hot, wet mouth on his dick.
Love Giving Head
Logic and romanticism can’t live harmoniously in a predicament such as this.
Go on the Starbucks Diet!*
Head to Head
“Tossing the salad” is misleading--if you’re sticking your tongue inside, then you’re doing it wrong.
A Straight Guy's Guide to Gay Men*
Who taught you that putting Chris Rock on an album would be funny? Yeezy taught me.
THE MACGUFFIN MEN: 21st Century Schizoid Fan
I suppose the only way around this depressing “Huxleyesque” population concern is for Cryos International to secretly breed an army of gingers for a specifically designed mass distribution program.
Gingers DO have sperm!*
if you really gave a shit about a woman’s self-esteem, you wouldn’t be generalizing women who wear extravagant or more-than-average makeup as insecure.
This Makeup Is Staying On
Email me a dirty little secret that you have never shared with anyone, and I’ll pick the most engaging one to tag along with me. Yeah it’s totally subjective, but suck a dick, that’s life.
We use kids as our argument against the transgressions of athletes to make our personal judgments seem valid
Should we Give a Shit about Celebrities' Personal Lives?
For every insanely gorgeous 27-year-old woman playing a teenager on TV, there are dozens of actual 16-year-olds just starting to become hot, but that still haven’t mastered coordinating the right bra with a white v-neck tee.
High School: Not Exactly Like Beverly Hills
If she is 16, and you are Roman Polanski. No means no.
Ask Moe: The Meaning of No
Toe-curling orgasms are a lot less sexy when your toes are curling in your socks, so let’s all make a conscious effort to remove our socks before getting it on.
Stop Having Sex with Your Socks On
The onset of wrinkles and the loss of my young figure doesn’t frighten me.